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what is this nonsense???: Principles of Jewish Buddhism

(I've taken a liking to consuming and serving my nonsense in the form of lists. For this one, blame/praise blogging goddess Echidne.) 1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such round shoulders. 2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that? 3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story. 4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking? 5. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness. 6. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? 7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this, and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems. 8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao is not Jewish. 9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish. 10. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish? 11. Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all things faster. 12. To find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist. 13. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? 14. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkes! BONUS: The ultimate Jewish mother joke....

what is this nonsense???: Principles of Jewish Buddhism

(I've taken a liking to consuming and serving my nonsense in the form of lists. For this one, blame/praise blogging goddess Echidne.) 1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such round shoulders. 2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that? 3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story. 4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking? 5. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness. 6. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? 7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this, and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems. 8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao is not Jewish. 9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish. 10. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish? 11. Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all things faster. 12. To find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist. 13. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? 14. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkes! BONUS: The ultimate Jewish mother joke....

Interaction++: Knowledge Management and Weblogs and Wikis and....

In the BBC Radio 4 "NiceWork" (29/03/05 edition) program, some discussion about Weblogs, Wikis, Emails, chatting in the canteen (the "watercooler") and knowledge management in the enterprise.

Real Audio (.ram) stream available in the program's webpage or this week in:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/nicework/ram/nicework_current.ram

The beginning of the program is dedicated to WiFi in the

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Barcepundit (English edition): ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and...

ZAPATERO IS IN VENEZUELA for an official visit and a kinda summit with Chavez, Uribe and Lula. Trouble for him is that Venezuela is also de home of Daniel Duquenal who blogs in English from there and is doing a great coverage of this groundbreaking moment in geopolitics. So far, he has one pre-game post, and another after the first day, but I assume there'll be more. Be sure you don't miss them.

Interaction++: Syndicated Collaborative Event Calendars

Source: evdb.com

One more to join upcoming.org. The idea is to share event calendars and syndicate via RSS or ICAL the content. The new web social netwroking app is edvg.org.

Via John Udells blog

HispaniCon: Felicidad Vazquez & Her Family

I have very little to say in this forum about the tragic story of Terri Schiavo. The media are covering every angle and every happening ad nauseum. However, I thought you should be aware of the story of Felicidad Vazquez and her family. Felicidad is being kept alive by a feeding tube, much like Terry Schiavo, but removing nourishment is simply inconceivable for her Puerto Rican family.